Trey Kerby over at Ball Don't Lie! blogged that Stephon Marbury is returning to China for three more years of international basketball. Starbury will also have stores in which to sell his shoe-line, which apparently breaks ankles even with killer cross-over sold separately. Kerby's Starbury And 1's led to ankle twistage due to "a nasty Bruce Bowen-esque, foot under my foot ninja trick."
At hearing this, I wondered if this would be a problem to all the Chinese ballers picking up Marbury's shoes. How high does the average Chinese baller jump? Could we someday soon see White Men Can't Jump 2: Chinese Men Can't Jump? Am I being horribly racist? Or is that the point of the joke/social commentary? You tell me.
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